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Indian Bitch Slapped Live

by Mr. Phucked 9/4/2008 12:30:00 AM
On some Indian reality TV show the female host slaps one of the male contestants only to be slapped right back by him.
A mob from the audience then attack the guy and he ends up crying.

So here is Mr. Phucked's thinking on this...
Girl slaps guy, guy slaps her back with pretty much the same amount force.
This is equal opportunity at its finest.  He did not hit her hard or any more so than he received from her.

Should he not have hit her back?  Should he just have taken it?

Tell us what you think...
 

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Britney and McCain in 2008

by Mr. Phucked 9/1/2008 12:30:00 AM
How this would be interesting...
 

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Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

by Mr. Phucked 8/29/2008 12:30:00 AM
I must admit, I was not really very familiar with Kim Kardashian.  She has done some reality TV stuff which I really do not give a crap about, but she does get naked and phucked in this video, so whats not to like! 
So enjoy Kim Kardashian getting phucked!

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Paris Hilton Responds to John McCain

by Mr. Phucked 8/7/2008 12:30:00 AM
If anyone has not yet seen Paris Hilton's response to the John McMain ad, here you are!

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John Mayer Provides Apple Tech Support for His Dad, Fails Miserably

by Mr. Phucked 7/29/2008 12:30:00 AM

John Mayor trying to walk his Dad through some Apple technical support.

Such classics as:
"Click on the naked lady"
"No Dad you cannot remotely unplug it"

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More Tila Tequila Nude Pictures

by Mr. Phucked 6/4/2008 12:30:00 AM
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Tila Tequila Naked Pictures

by Mr. Phucked 6/2/2008 12:30:00 AM
After watching Tila Tequila's Playboy Video, here are some actual nude pictures.
Now that I have seen her naked, I don't think she is as sexy now...

What do you all think?

More pictures coming soon...

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Tranny Midget Hillary

by Mr. Phucked 5/16/2008 12:30:00 AM
It's Freaky Friday People!
So we had to finish the working week with something truly worthy of ThatsPhucked.com

We have a Transvestite Midget called Hilary with a thing for Bill Clinton.

Check back tomorrow, we have a video coming that many of you have requested...

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Eva Mendes Topless Pictures

by Mr. Phucked 5/15/2008 12:01:00 AM

Eva Mendes has appeared topless in some rather naughty outfits in the Italian Vogue Magazine.
If you want to see more of her topless you can watch "We Own the Night" now available on DVD to see some more nipleage.

Here she is in all her glory.

Eva Mendes Topless 

I think some Hentai Tentacles would be good here perhaps?

Eva Mendes Topless 

What does this picture say?  I like it in the ass biatch!

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Eva Mendes Topless

Now I could make a joke about cum in her mouth or bukacki. But that would be predictable...

Eva Mendes Topless

Eva Mendes Topless

Now if you look really hard, you can see her clit...

Eva Mendes Topless

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More Miley Cyrus Pictures

by Mr. Phucked 4/28/2008 9:30:00 PM

She is at it again.  Miley Cyrus will be appearing in Vanity Fair in provocative poses.
You have to wonder if somehow these pictures are coordinated with the "unplanned release" of her amateur shots Last Week



Miley refers to the picture “I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it’s really artsy.”
I could agree with her statement, if she is 18 years old.  But what we have to remember here is that she is only 15 years old.
If you had a 15 year old daughter, would you let her do this?  I for one, would not.
You may as well lay the red carpet out for the phedophiles.

Behind the scenes video from her photoshoot.

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Are These Pictures of Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana?

by Mr. Phucked 4/22/2008 9:05:00 PM

We're not sure if these pictures are of her or someone who looks like her.
What do you think...?

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Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
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Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana
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Arnold Schwarzenegger - Before and After

by Mr. Phucked 4/13/2008 9:30:00 PM

Getting older can really suck.

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Ashley Alexandra Dupre - Kristen profile on Emperors Club

by Mr. Phucked 3/13/2008 6:53:00 PM

We have managed to obtain Ashley Dupre's profile from the "whore" web site Emperors Club.
It's no longer up for anyone to see, but it will forever be here, at That's Phucked!

Ashley Dupre Profile Picture on Emperors Club


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Pictures of Ashley Alexandra Dupre (aka Eliot Spitzers whore)

by Mr. Phucked 3/12/2008 6:56:00 PM

I bet you all wanted to know what $5,000 gets you in the realm of high class hookers!
Yes, that's how much the hooker who brought down the New York politician (Eliot Spitzer) charged for sex!

She has now been identified by police as Ashley Alexandra Dupré.
In the true and honest nature of That's Phucked, here are her pics from MySpace.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Here are 5 pictures, each worth $1,000 Wink


Damn, all this sex for a living is hard work!


Guess she only charged $4,000 when she was younger...?


I know you want me...


One night paid for my breast implants.  Do you like them?  They can be yours for $5,000...


Practicing my Pole Dancing.  I can dance on your pole for $5,000...

Her about me from MySpace:
"I am all about my music, and my music is all about me… It flows from what I’ve been through, what I’ve seen and how I feel. I live in New York and am on top of the world. Been here since 2004 and I love this city, I love my life here. But, my path has not been easy. When I was 17, I left home. It was my decision and I’ve never looked back. Left my hometown. Left a broken family. Left abuse. Left an older brother who had already split. Left and learned what it was like to have everything, and lose it, again and again. Learned what it was like to wake up one day and have the people you care about most gone. I have been alone. I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own. I am here, in NY because of my music. It started when I moved in with a musician during my odyssey to New York. One day, I was in the shower singing “respect.” He and his lead guitarist burst in, had me repeat it and it started. We wrote, rehearsed and toured. After recording a bit with them, I decided to move to Manhattan to pursue my music career. I spent the first two years getting to know the music scene, networking in clubs and connecting with the industry. Now, it’s all about my music. It’s all about expressing me. I can sit here now, and knowingly tell you that life’s hard sometimes. But, I made it. I’m still here and I love who I am. If I never went through the hard times, I would not be able to appreciate the good ones. Cliché, yes, but I know it’s true. I have experienced just how hard it can be. I can honestly tell you to never dwell on the past, but build from it and keep moving forward. Don’t let anyone hold you back or tell you that you can’t…because you can. I didn’t and here I am, just listen to it…. What we Want is my latest track. It’s really about trust, something my past has made very difficult for me to feel. This one was inspired by a guy, who taught me not to confuse my dreams with the sounds of the city…I hope you like it."

Ashley Dupre's (Kristen) Emperors Club Profile

We have managed to obtain Ashley Dupre's (She called herself Kristen) profile from the "whore" web site Emperors Club.
It's no longer up for anyone to see, but it will forever be here, at That's Phucked!



Do you think she is worth it...?

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Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe

by Mr. Phucked 2/21/2008 9:30:00 PM
Lindsay Lohan Naked Pictures

It seems that Lindsay Lohan is still a little drunk.  She appears to think that she is Marilyn Monroe.

But who really cares, she has some pretty sexy pictures and shows us that her "assets" really are real. 

Enjoy!

View the Lindsay Lohan Pictures

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