GPS can be used to track cars, airplanes and even bombs, help you find your way home. But did you know that it can even keep tabs on your lovers?

A new high-tech lingerie set by Brazilian maker Lucia Lorio comes with a GPS tracker for insecure lovers, but Lorio says the technology could also conceivably enhance personal protection.

The lingerie set comes with a bikini bottom, fake pearl necklace and a see-through lace bodice. The GPS unit is embedded in the waist area of the bodice and constantly updates the wearer’s position through mobile phone networks.

Lorio’s GPS lingerie currently retails for approximately $785.

I think it's safe to say that this person will be fired?

 

 

If Michael Jackson had not turned completely wacky and worshiped his plastic surgeon, what would he look like today?
This computer simulation of his face shows a completely different person!

If ever you guys out there need a reason not to get married, this is it!

When Wayne Gibbs asked RoseMary Shell to marry him, he gave her a 2 carat diamond ring and she happily said yes.  Shell was living in Pensacola Florida at the time and decided to leave her $80k a year job to move to Gainesville to be with Wayne.

About a month after Shell moved in with Gibbs, however, Gibbs expressed second thoughts in a note he left in their bathroom: He wanted to postpone the wedding.

Gibbs and Shell stayed together a few more months before officially parting in March 2007. Shell chose to take legal action and sued three months later.

During the three-day trial, Shell testified that she had given up a good salary with benefits to move in with Gibbs. In her current job, in the accounting department at North Georgia College and State University, Shell is making $31,000 a year.

Gibbs testified that he took Shell on several skiing trips during their partnership, made house payments for her, and gave her $30,000 to pay off some of her credit-card debt. He claimed he got cold feet after learning she had even
more debt.
Shell has over $42,000 is overall credit card debt.

After hearing the case, a Hall County jury awarded Shell $150,000 on Wednesday.

As for her engagement ring,  Shell said she does not know the value — but she will try to sell it.

All I can say is, WHAT THE PHUCK!

1. Oral Sex is illegal in 18 states
   
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on
   
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse
   
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia
   
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC
   
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm
   
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth
   
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida
   
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65
   
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds

Some of these make sense.  But is there any reader out there who has not yet broken the law?

Me?  Off to jail I go...

What the Phuck is going on in High Schools in Boston?
17 teenage school girls, many less than 16 years of age have become pregnant in a "pregnancy pact"
They have entered into a pact to have their babies together over the year.

"Some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Gloucester High School principal Joseph Sullivan told Time magazine.

Local officials said at least some of the men involved in the pregnancies were in their mid-20s, including one man who appeared to be homeless. Others were boys in the school.

What are these girls thinking?  It will be fun to have baby as a teenage girl?
The men in their 20s will probably end up with statutory rape charges and they will ALL end up paying for the next 18 years with child support! 

Guys.  If you ever need a reason to ALWAYS wear a rubber, this is it!

This is for sure the most Phucked Up article of the week!

The North Hollywood shootout was an armed confrontation between two heavily-armed and armored bank robbers, Larry Eugene Phillips, Jr. and Emil Matasareanu, and patrol and SWAT officers of the Los Angeles Police Department in North Hollywood, Los Angeles, California on February 28, 1997.

Both robbers fired fully automatics weapons with armor-piercing bullets able to penetrate walls and cars.  They wore body armor and even metal plates to protect their vital organs.
Both received many bullet hits but their body armor protected them from most of the shots.  In all they fired over 1,300 rounds.

Philips was eventually gunned down by SWAT teams and Matasareanu bled to death after being hit many times in the legs.

In typical fashion the family of Matasareanu filed a lawsuit against members of the LAPD claiming his civil rights were violated and that he was allowed to bleed to death.
The suit was eventually dropped by the Matasareanu's family.

All in all it was a pretty Phucked Up situation!