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by Mr. Phucked 11/20/2008 12:30:00 AM

We have previously featured the Largest Cum Shot Ever in the world.
Some said it was fake, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

If this one is fake, then Mr. Phucked will eat his own ball sack.

This video (submitted to me by Kurt) does not look fake. His balls are just massive, it really does look like he has been saving that massive cum shot for some time!

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Adult Sex Vacations

by Mr. Phucked 10/19/2008 12:30:00 AM

Are you bored with the same old vacations? Can't stand yet another trip to Hawaii or Florida?
Why not try a sex vacation!

This is true, no BS.

You can actually book a sex vacation and have a different girl every night in a luxurious resort for no more money than a luxury trip to Hawaii.

Here are some examples:

Taboo Villas

Total Satisfaction Holidays

Charlis Angels

Sure beats Disney Land...

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Putrid Sex Object

by Mr. Phucked 8/26/2008 12:30:00 AM

Another Phucked Video, what can I say? It starts a little slow, but after about 2 minutes the truly Phucked starts!

The Putrid Sex Object makes 2 Girls 1 Cup look like Sesame Street!

Thanks to "cornflakegirl" for the heads up on this latest phucked video, The Putrid Sex Object

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Ernest Borgnine: "I Masturbate A Lot"

by Mr. Phucked 8/19/2008 12:30:00 AM

Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity.

He leaned in and whispered (easily heard over the microphone) "I masturbate a lot."

I should live a long time then...

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Phucked up things kids say

by matt 8/12/2008 12:30:00 AM

I was hanging out with some buddies at my gay friend Justin's house and he has a 10 year old boy (despite being gay), and we were watching cartoon network while taking turns going out to the garage to get ridiculously high. Watching some anime show, the main character got bored and cloned himself so he could play tennis with himself. (it wasn't just the weed talking I swear).

At that point, Justin's kid says, "Wouldn't it be cool if you could clone yourself and play with youself?"

I looked at Justin, Justin looked at me, and then the entire room burst into laughter with simultaneous, "HELL YEAH's".

That would be fun as hell. But then the age old question comes back - Would it be masturbation or incest if you were playing with your clone?

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