He was dying for some pussy.  He got what he wished for...

It really is amazing what women can do with their asses.
We had the 1 Ass 2 Fists Video and that was amazing to say the least. Now we have the 1 Ass 1 Baseball Video and I'm sure frequent readers to this site can probably guess, there is a baseball most likely in very close proximity to her ass.
Enjoy!

Remember you must be at least 21 years of age to watch the 1 Ass 1 Baseball Video

It's been a while since we added more crap to the site and I think it's time!
The last one we added was the 1 Girl 1 Pitcher Video and we have followed up with what Mr. Phucked likes to call 1 Girl 1 Plate.
It does not take a PHD to figure this one out.  1 Girl takes a crap on a plate and maybe, just maybe, someone will eat from it...

Remember, you must be at least 21 years of age to watch the 1 Girl 1 Plate Video!

"Jan,

Unfortunately, whatever happens in Vegas, doesn't stay in Vegas. I'm pregnant.

Annik"

Wouldn't that be a fucked up email to have to send someone thousands of miles away in Europe? Good thing I don't have to... yet.

I haven't seen my period in two months; not since the Peter Hook shows.
Where could my period be? Most likely in Denmark!

Boyfriend:"That shit ain't mine."
Me: "It's not mine either.  It belongs to a guy in Denmark!"

I decided that if it is true, then I would send him a singing telegram in Copenhagen.
We proceeded to come up with the many ways this message could be delivered in a poetic, "roses are red" form:

Roses are red, violets are blue, a month ago I was screwed, and so are you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've gotten bigger because I'm eating for two!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm having a baby and you are too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Vegas sucks and so do you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm pregnant.

I guess I could also send him a huge white box with a deep red sash ribbon tied in a bow with a box of See's Candies inside of it. And when he opens the See's Candies box, it will be empty with the exception of a child support court order. That would be both mean and hilarious, in exact Annik fashion. Maybe in lieu of the box of candy, I could just send him a half-Cambodian, half-Danish baby.

I actually doubt that I'm pregnant. These last few months have been pretty irregular for me, especially with losing a good deal of weight, changing my diet, and being stressed out. In addition, I'd be lactating at this point and I'm not... and I had X-rays done recently, which cannot be done if you're pregnant (which I was tested for as well).

I had a fun time thinking about the cruelly entertaining "I'm pregnant" scenarios though. I'll save these for the next time a guy forgets to pull out in time.

Anyway, remind me to never fuck another Euro-fag in Vegas again.

Last week we brought you the loudest orgasm ever, this week we bring you the largest cum shot ever!

Another Phucked Video, what can I say?  It starts a little slow, but after about 2 minutes the truly Phucked starts!

The  Putrid Sex Object makes 2 Girls 1 Cup look like Sesame Street!

Thanks to "cornflakegirl" for the heads up on this latest phucked video, The Putrid Sex Object

It seems like almost every girl I date these days owns a cat.  What's with girls and their cats?
Now if they owned one of these freaks, I might not have to pretend to like their furry pussies!

Yoda, the cat with four ears

Bailey, weighing in at 26lbs!


Apparently his favorite food is popcorn!  Can you say "Diet"...?

At times your vagina smelled just like my pits
After running a marathon in 126
Degree heat and my feet smelled good
Compared to your gobbler of wood
But I digress,
On the days you didn't smell like sweat
The sex was the best
Put my dick to the test
We'd fuck until my dick looked like it was addicted to meth
Raw like I masturbated with wire mesh
I choked you spanked you and pulled your hair
You moaned like I was fucking murdering you down there
And then I'd flip you over, and reach for the lube
Squeeze that tube while I squeeze your boob
Took a closer look "What the Eff" I gasped
You had a mustache growing out your ass
Girls' asses aren't supposed to be hairy
My little peter says, nary, that shit is just too scary
And sometimes just right in the angle of the light
It looked like you had stubble maybe it's my eye sight
Stubbly chin, B.O., and your ass had a mop
I think I was fucking a transexual post op

Now this would be the ultimate Olympic event. I think that viewership would really increase if they added it!

This has to be the loudest orgasm ever! 

If ever you guys out there need a reason not to get married, this is it!

When Wayne Gibbs asked RoseMary Shell to marry him, he gave her a 2 carat diamond ring and she happily said yes.  Shell was living in Pensacola Florida at the time and decided to leave her $80k a year job to move to Gainesville to be with Wayne.

About a month after Shell moved in with Gibbs, however, Gibbs expressed second thoughts in a note he left in their bathroom: He wanted to postpone the wedding.

Gibbs and Shell stayed together a few more months before officially parting in March 2007. Shell chose to take legal action and sued three months later.

During the three-day trial, Shell testified that she had given up a good salary with benefits to move in with Gibbs. In her current job, in the accounting department at North Georgia College and State University, Shell is making $31,000 a year.

Gibbs testified that he took Shell on several skiing trips during their partnership, made house payments for her, and gave her $30,000 to pay off some of her credit-card debt. He claimed he got cold feet after learning she had even
more debt.
Shell has over $42,000 is overall credit card debt.

After hearing the case, a Hall County jury awarded Shell $150,000 on Wednesday.

As for her engagement ring,  Shell said she does not know the value — but she will try to sell it.

All I can say is, WHAT THE PHUCK!