If Michael Jackson had not turned completely wacky and worshiped his plastic surgeon, what would he look like today?
This computer simulation of his face shows a completely different person!

It seems like almost every girl I date these days owns a cat.  What's with girls and their cats?
Now if they owned one of these freaks, I might not have to pretend to like their furry pussies!

Yoda, the cat with four ears

Bailey, weighing in at 26lbs!


Apparently his favorite food is popcorn!  Can you say "Diet"...?

A man who fell asleep in a drunken stupor on the grass outside his home in Australia was horrified to find his embarrassment posted on the internet.
He had been drowning his sorrows over the death of a friend and collapsed after climbing out of a taxi.
As he slept it off, a car-mounted video camera passed by to record pictures of the street for Google's StreetView website.

His name is Bill...

A selection of some sexy pics from Mr. Phucked's MySpace "friends"

We all know that China is VERY populated.  So what is a day at the beach like in China?

I would say hell, pure hell.

This little animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is found in Africa.
So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself.  Remember this, you could look like a penis with buck teeth.

If anyone has seen the show "Heroes" then you know whom I'm talking about.
Hayden Panettiere is pretty damned hot.  See for yourself...

After a short break from ThatsPhucked, Sumlee has returned.

You can see more of her previous pictures here 

Ever wondered what the perfect gift for a guy is?

Yes, it's Jingle Jugs!

A few things:

1) I just came home reeking of Giorgio Armani and terrorism. It's becoming a familiar scent.

2) His English was horrible. It was hot.

3) HE was hot. Holy six pack!

4) I'm sure the sex would have been good. Unfortunately (for me), I "pre-gamed" and went down on him to prepare for the actual cervical beating I wanted him to give me, and about 20 seconds into it, he blew his load. Just like that. He gave it a go anyway and ended up "half-masting" me to no avail. While most people would not consider this sex, he still made it inside of me, albeit soft as a pillow. I enjoyed his enthusiasm anyway.

5) He lives in New York and was only in town on business. No regular booty from this one. Sad!

6) My ass was, literally, beaten raw. *swoon* A man after my own heart.

Who would have known I was going to achieve Israel TWICE this century? (Backstory: it took me 3 years to finally nab one - you can imagine my surprise)

Women's lib taken too far perhaps?

Continuing from last weeks Moments in Time

Thirsty?

I would be careful with my fingers, might get eaten

Largest camel toe in the world?

 
They repair just computers?


Kids Exchange or Kid Sex Change?  Either way, not good!

 
I called them up.  Misleading advertising, there is no sex position training!