Improvised road side bomb explodes as two Humvees drive down the road.
The explosion really rips up the road, very dramatic.

This week, we will be featuring videos of explosions, crashes and general destruction.

We start with Two Trains Colliding.

Enjoy!

A few things:

1) I just came home reeking of Giorgio Armani and terrorism. It's becoming a familiar scent.

2) His English was horrible. It was hot.

3) HE was hot. Holy six pack!

4) I'm sure the sex would have been good. Unfortunately (for me), I "pre-gamed" and went down on him to prepare for the actual cervical beating I wanted him to give me, and about 20 seconds into it, he blew his load. Just like that. He gave it a go anyway and ended up "half-masting" me to no avail. While most people would not consider this sex, he still made it inside of me, albeit soft as a pillow. I enjoyed his enthusiasm anyway.

5) He lives in New York and was only in town on business. No regular booty from this one. Sad!

6) My ass was, literally, beaten raw. *swoon* A man after my own heart.

Who would have known I was going to achieve Israel TWICE this century? (Backstory: it took me 3 years to finally nab one - you can imagine my surprise)

Do you think those 2 cops should be sent back to basic training?
He was presumably arrested, taken to the station all without being checked for weapons?

It's amazing how calmly he shoots himself...

Thanks to "Mr Ridd" for submitting this video.

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

P.S. If I offend anyone, I don't care.

From tonight's encounter:

1) He screams at you in Hebrew.

2) He tears your shit up like the IDF on Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.

3) The sex is so aggressive, he ends up breaking three different condoms in succession.

4) The sex is so aggressive, you end up breaking his Star of David necklace. With your teeth. Believe it when I say Judaism flew everywhere.

5) The sex is so aggressive, you feel like your reproductive organs AND your eggs are about to fall out of your birth canal.

6) He proves to you he was in the Israeli Air Force by pulling out, ripping the condom off, and somehow blasting a load of his Jew-batter onto his own face like fighter jet homing missiles. 

7) After sex, your room smells like an unhealthy combination of Giorgio Armani, latex, and cocaine. 

Save a camel; ride an Israeli.