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Gun Recoil Knocks Chick Out

by Mr. Phucked 9/6/2008 12:30:00 AM
We previously featured an article on Why stupid girls should not fire hand guns, well here is another stupid girl!
 

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Indian Bitch Slapped Live

by Mr. Phucked 9/4/2008 12:30:00 AM
On some Indian reality TV show the female host slaps one of the male contestants only to be slapped right back by him.
A mob from the audience then attack the guy and he ends up crying.

So here is Mr. Phucked's thinking on this...
Girl slaps guy, guy slaps her back with pretty much the same amount force.
This is equal opportunity at its finest.  He did not hit her hard or any more so than he received from her.

Should he not have hit her back?  Should he just have taken it?

Tell us what you think...
 

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Elephant Attacks

by Mr. Phucked 9/3/2008 12:30:00 AM

Looks like they were really pissing off this Elephant.  Now only if it's parents were around...

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Do Pretty Girls Fart?

by Mr. Phucked 9/2/2008 12:30:00 AM
We all know everyone farts, but to prove it scientifically...
 

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Britney and McCain in 2008

by Mr. Phucked 9/1/2008 12:30:00 AM
How this would be interesting...
 

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Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

by Mr. Phucked 8/29/2008 12:30:00 AM
I must admit, I was not really very familiar with Kim Kardashian.  She has done some reality TV stuff which I really do not give a crap about, but she does get naked and phucked in this video, so whats not to like! 
So enjoy Kim Kardashian getting phucked!

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Largest Cum Shot Ever!

by Mr. Phucked 8/28/2008 12:30:00 AM

Last week we brought you the loudest orgasm ever, this week we bring you the largest cum shot ever!

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Bus Crashes Into Cars

by Mr. Phucked 8/27/2008 12:30:00 AM

Some pedestrians narrowly avoid being hit by this bus!

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Putrid Sex Object

by Mr. Phucked 8/26/2008 12:30:00 AM

Another Phucked Video, what can I say?  It starts a little slow, but after about 2 minutes the truly Phucked starts!

The  Putrid Sex Object makes 2 Girls 1 Cup look like Sesame Street!

Thanks to "cornflakegirl" for the heads up on this latest phucked video, The Putrid Sex Object

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Cougar Hunting 101

by Mr. Phucked 8/24/2008 12:30:00 AM

You're Young?  You're Horny?  You want an easy lay?
You need a Cougar and here is how to get yours today!

 

 

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Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents

by Mr. Phucked 8/22/2008 12:30:00 AM
Recording of a radio prank.  This parents of this girl really freak out!
 

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Ernest Borgnine: "I Masturbate A Lot"

by Mr. Phucked 8/19/2008 12:30:00 AM
Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity.
He leaned in and whispered (easily heard over the microphone) "I masturbate a lot."
I should live a long time then...

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Funny German Prank

by Mr. Phucked 8/18/2008 12:30:00 AM

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Woman Pees Herself While Weight Lifting

by Mr. Phucked 8/15/2008 8:34:00 PM
This female weight lifter strains so hard, she pees herself.  Watch as she tries to hide it with her feet afterwards.
 

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