Crispy fried rice, the human version.

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Careful, that fart you have brewing may do this!

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Apparently this happened to the brother from yesterday. OK, kidding about that part.
What did this poor bastard do to deserve this?

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Now I am pretty sure they are not helping him. How do I know this?
There is a rock in one ladies hand presumably about to be thrown at him. There is a stick in the guys head and wood to keep the fire going.
Yeah, that is no accident.

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I at least had to look pretty carefully to determine which end was which.
Hint, look for the guts...

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Fuck, get pregnant, dump your baby in the trash.
Certainly hope someone fucks up the mother!

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How much would this need to be discounted before you'd buy it?
(Click to Zoom, if you dare...)

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26 November 2014 00:30
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Mr. Phucked
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This poor phucker was attacked by a tree.
Next time you're roaming the forest for a quickie with your girl, watch out...

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At least he is not a hack job like many of the South American executions. Clean off!
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