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Crane Attack

Take a look at this one. His pants are half off. Suggesting he fell off his bike then a Crane fell onto this head. What are the chances?


For the lovers of the Walking Dead TV series. 


Ferret Attack?

Following on from Careful With The Head here is someone else with head issues.

Maybe attacked by ferrets?  

Miami Zombie Attack Two Weeks Later

Remember the Miami Zombie Attack?  After seeing his pictures it was pretty obvious that we will not be seeing him in the Maxim Top 10 hottest guys anytime soon.  But I have to say, considering what happened.  I think he looks "pretty good"

Miami zombie attack victim after incident

Miami zombie attack victim after incident

Miami zombie attack victim two weeks later

Miami zombie attack victim wwo weeks later

Miami Zombie Attack

I'm sure all you phuckers have heard of the Miami Zombie Attack where one guy bit off the face of some homeless guy (Ronald Poppo)?
The below video and pictures show a surveillance camera on the Miami Herald building of the Miami Zombie attack on the MacArthur Causeway.
Rudy Eugene strips Ronald Poppo of his pants and shoes and starts to eat his face. An unsuspecting cyclist calls the police who eventualy shoot Eugene dead.

Enjoy the pics and video of the Miami Zombie Attack

Miami Zombie Attack

Miami Zombie Attack 2

Miami Zombie Attack 3

Animal Attack

Looks like they didn't like the penis.  It's still there...

animal attack

Bird vs.Turtle

Who says turtles are slow? We know turtles are horny little lovers...

Watch Where You Stick Your Arm

The below man reached into a golf course pond in Berkeley County South Carolina.  He didn't get his golf ball back...

gator attack 1

gator attack 2

gator attack 3

Bear Attack

This guy is lucky to be alive after this bear attack in the yukon.  The bear attacked him while he was inside his tent.  He managed to wrestle the bear off him and fatally shoot it.

bear attacks guy in tent

bear attack hole in head

bear attack hole in foot

Thanks to JBomb for submitting this to Mr. Phucked
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