So What Does Poo Say To Head? Hi of course!
Why would someone need the Magnetic Anal Sphincter?
"Fecal incontinence is the inability to control bowel movements, causing stool (feces) to leak unexpectedly from the rectum."
Someone shits themselves uncontrollably.
Technology is a wonderful thing and technology has come up with a solution. Place magnets up your ass to allow the asshole to open and close when the user wishes.
As shown in Fig 1 (Ass closed) and Fig 2 (Ass open). Who says ThatsPhucked is not educational?
Possible flaw in this plan?
If the device is remote controlled then it could be hacked!
Head over to Palm Springs or Florida (high amounts of old people) and send out a massive radio signal, and 1,000s of people suddenly shit themselves.
You know this device could be used to seal in the poop. Then release when it has grown very large.
Then perhaps produce the largest poop in the world!
This one is just a classic. Been on the site for a while but I don't think I ever officially posted it.
Carefully watch her asshole...
The first Death, Taxes and Poo. Here is another...
You know they say the only two sure things in life are Death and Taxes.
I say, wrong. Death, Poo and
Taxes. Even in death, poo will be the last thing people remember about you.
Forget Milk Shakes or shit like that. How about actual shit?
You know friends always ask "Facebook me?"
This drunk chick wishes she didn't...
Brings a whole new meaning to a shity phuck, this guy really did get one!
What would you guys do if your girl did this?
Me? I would grab some with my hand, reach around and rub it on her nose
Think you're having a bad day? Try getting yourself high, shitting yourself, dying and then ending up infamous on ThatsPhucked.com
Yup, bad day...