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Mr. Phucked's Gangbang Surprise

by Mr. Phucked 7/3/2008 12:30:00 AM
Discuss in forumTime: 2:00 am
Location: My living room
Scenario:
Mr. Phucked (me), my three friends called “Doug”, “Mark” and “Sandra” returned home from a bar but not yet ready to call it a night.
We’re hanging out in my living room drinking some beer.
Mark asks Sandra if she will show us her tits. She replies with "only we take off our shirts first"
We remove our shirts.
She takes her top off along with bra. It’s on!
Sandra is sitting on the middle chair of a three seater sofa. Mark and I each grab a nipple and start to feed.
Doug kneels between her legs, removes her jeans followed by his own. I start to run my hands over her stomach and touch hands with Mark, we both stop sucking on our nipple and look up. We draw an invisible line between us, keep to your side, I’ll keep to mine!
We go back to our nipple...
Meanwhile Doug is desperately trying to get an erection to phuck Sandra but having a little trouble since he has consumed at least 8 beers and taken some “medicinal substances”
Out of the corner of my eye with a nipple in my mouth I can see him slapping his dick trying to get himself hard. Finally he does and starts to phuck Sandra.
Mark has now removed his jeans and promptly stuck his dick into Sandra’s mouth and is sucking on it like her life depended on it.
I’m reveling in this scene debating if I should take pictures. Of course I should!
I head upstairs, grab the camera and when I return Mark and Doug have switched positions.
Taking a few pictures, they don’t seem to care!
Mark finishes and heads off to the kitchen to grab a beer, returns and continues to watch Doug getting blown.
I ponder my next move, phuck a slut or have a laugh. I go for the laugh.
I decide to shoot my load all over her tits; it’s been a few days so there is plenty to rub on there. I complete rub it all over her tits until they are all nice and shiny.
Off to the kitchen I go and grab another beer.
Mark and I are now watching Doug and Sandra in the 69 position drinking our beer. Pretty good night we think. I snap some more pictures.
Doug decides to phuck Sandra missionary style and proceeds to suck on her nipples…
Mark and I look at each other and burst out laughing. After waiting for about 30 seconds I remind Doug with as straight a face as I can muster, that I just came on those tits about 15 minutes ago!
He promptly jumps off spitting, runs to the bathrooms and washes his mouth out.
Returning to the living room he begs us to never tell anyone.
We all agreed to never tell anyone.

I lied...
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