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Vaginal Tearing? Sloppy Vagina? Get an Episiotomy

by Mr. Phucked 7/24/2008 12:30:00 AM

OK all those married guys whose wife is expecting or if you've knocked up that slutty girl friend of yours.
Are you worried that her vagina could be loose after she gives birth?
Medical science has the answer, an Episiotomy.

What is an Episiotomy?
During labor, it is very common for women to experience vaginal tearing as the baby passes out of the vaginal opening. In order to prevent these vaginal tears from occurring, doctors will often perform an episiotomy. In this procedure, an incision is made in the perineum, which is the area between the vagina and the anus. This incision allows the vaginal opening to enlarge, thereby giving the baby more space to emerge from.

The procedure for an episiotomy is fairly simple: local anesthetic is applied to the perineum and an incision is made just before delivery. Following the birth of your baby and the delivery of the placenta, the incision is sutured shut with dissolvable stitches.

An Episiotomy also is thought to aid in tightening the vagina after birth and prevent vaginal stretching.

So there you have it guys. Get your girl an Episiotomy and sex after child birth won't be like sticking your dick into a wet bucket!

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Comments

7/24/2008 5:31:58 PM

Ok, first and foremost, not all women tear while giving birth. Having a child doesn't necessarily mean a chick's pussy is going to stretch out of shape. I know a chick with FOUR kids who's pussy is as tight as a virgin (yes, I know FOR SURE-- I kid you not)

sexymutha85

8/1/2008 6:12:40 PM

I wonder if you could get different sizes, like, I'd like my wife to get the "tight as fucking a 5 year old" episiotomy.

anon

8/26/2008 11:31:33 AM

wow anon you're sick as fuck...perv!!

Anonymous

11/20/2008 7:15:09 AM

haha i dont think he meant he wants his chick to have a 5 yr olds pussy, i think he just means he wants her to be "virgin" tight again lol

Zen

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