“You like happy ending”? Is probably one of the most famous phrases, but how true is it really?
My trip to Thailand included Sex shows, various Massage Parlors as well as the regular crap like temples, clubs, bars, beaches and some great restaurants. But I know you all want to hear about the sex shows and massage parlors.
There are basically 3 kinds of massage parlors. The regular massage parlors that are legit. Massages where happy endings are offered and the buffet style where you choose your girl(s) for sex.
Regular Massage Parlors
$20 for 1 hour full body massage except penis, great value, feels very relaxing but that’s not why you’re reading this article!
Happy ending Massage Parlors
$25 for 1 hour full body massage with a twist…
At the end she will whisper into your ear and ask “you like special massage?” or the now famous line “You like happy ending?”
The price of this varies on the girl, anywhere from $5 to $10 for a hand massage of your “special area”
Buffet Massage Parlor
If you have seen the Rush Hour 2 movie, it’s very much like that. There is normally a glass screen with around 30 girls sitting behind it, each with a number tag. You simply choose whatever number or numbers you would like.
If you choose 2 girls, you can request a Thai Sandwich. This is where the 2 naked girls each lather themselves in oil. One lies beneath you with the other on top. They both rub against you and you can do whatever you want!
This will cost you around $50 for 1 hour.
Check back tomorrow for the Sex Shows!
